1 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:05,527 [metal clanks] 2 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:10,705 [clank] 3 00:00:24,501 --> 00:00:26,417 Whatcha doin'? 4 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,071 Flat tire. Can you believe it? 5 00:00:29,115 --> 00:00:30,420 Uh, no, I can't. 6 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:33,337 It's not your car. 7 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:35,209 What are you doing? 8 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:36,731 We'll let the cops sort this out. 9 00:00:49,222 --> 00:00:50,398 [gunshots] 10 00:01:01,408 --> 00:01:03,715 You're paying me for my advice, right? 11 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,543 Well, leverage everything. 12 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:08,329 Don't be afraid of a little debt. 13 00:01:08,371 --> 00:01:10,504 Ronnie! 14 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:12,332 Hello? 15 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:18,295 What's seven million bucks between friends? 16 00:01:18,338 --> 00:01:19,730 [laughs] 17 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:22,385 Hey, I'm losing you. I'm in the garage. 18 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,301 Right, I'll call you tonight. 19 00:01:28,609 --> 00:01:30,132 Don't turn around. 20 00:01:30,176 --> 00:01:31,394 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 21 00:01:31,438 --> 00:01:32,353 Hear what I said? 22 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,137 Y-Yes. 23 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:35,224 Take my keys. 24 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:37,401 I don't want your car, Kemp. 25 00:01:37,444 --> 00:01:38,793 Give me your hand. 26 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:39,837 My hand?Yeah. 27 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,361 Not that hand. The other one. 28 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:42,319 Uhh, well... 29 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,496 No! No! 30 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:47,585 Aaaaah! 31 00:01:47,628 --> 00:01:49,239 Have a nice day, Mr. Kent! 32 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:53,808 Aah, ohh, gaaaah! 33 00:01:54,939 --> 00:01:57,725 [Randy Newman ragtime theme] 34 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,814 ♪ It's a jungle out there 35 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:04,298 ♪ Disorder and confusion everywhere ♪ 36 00:02:04,340 --> 00:02:06,343 ♪ No one seems to care 37 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:07,605 ♪ Well, I do 38 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:11,391 ♪ Hey, who's in charge here? 39 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:14,395 ♪ It's a jungle out there 40 00:02:14,437 --> 00:02:17,876 ♪ Poison in the very air we breathe ♪ 41 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,401 ♪ You know what's in the water that you drink? ♪ 42 00:02:20,443 --> 00:02:24,534 ♪ Well, I do, and it's a-ma-zing ♪ 43 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:27,581 ♪ People think I'm crazy 'cause I worry all the time ♪ 44 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:30,759 ♪ If you paid attention, you'd be worried too ♪ 45 00:02:30,801 --> 00:02:35,284 ♪ You'd better pay attention or this world we love so much ♪ 46 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:38,941 ♪ Might just kill you 47 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,812 ♪ I could be wrong now 48 00:02:40,855 --> 00:02:43,859 ♪ But I don't think so 49 00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:45,817 ♪ 'Cause it's a jungle out there ♪ 50 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:48,776 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 51 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,173 Man, did you see that game? 52 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,913 Those guys were just sleepwalking! 53 00:02:54,956 --> 00:02:56,959 We need a real running back. Barlow's done. 54 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:57,960 He's all washed up. 55 00:02:58,002 --> 00:02:59,700 Amen. 56 00:02:59,743 --> 00:03:00,657 They're talking about football. 57 00:03:00,701 --> 00:03:02,007 I have that one. 58 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:03,182 Give me the cards. 59 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,705 Mr. Monk, you don't need the cards. 60 00:03:04,748 --> 00:03:05,967 Just go talk to them. 61 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:07,664 You are an interesting person. 62 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,711 Can't you just be yourself? 63 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,801 Give me the cards. 64 00:03:13,844 --> 00:03:14,977 [sighs] 65 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,807 Weather, politics, 66 00:03:19,850 --> 00:03:21,853 movies, swear words-- 67 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:22,680 Swear words? 68 00:03:23,332 --> 00:03:24,725 Don't you look at that one. 69 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:25,987 Here it is--football. 70 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,990 Okay, I got it. 71 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,644 I got it. 72 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:31,949 Hey. 73 00:03:31,993 --> 00:03:33,603 Ah, Monk is here. 74 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,127 I guess we can all go home now. 75 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:38,652 You guys talking about last night's game? 76 00:03:38,695 --> 00:03:43,265 San Francisco 49ers lost 27 points to 21 points. 77 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:46,094 Yes, we know. 78 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:48,706 That was a hell of a fourth quarter, though. 79 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,838 It was the turnovers. 80 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,406 They always come back to haunt you. 81 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:55,016 Yeah, I was just saying Rattay can't handle the pressure. 82 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,540 I mean, why didn't they take him out? 83 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,807 Excuse me. 84 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,733 That's true about Tim Rattay, 85 00:04:15,776 --> 00:04:17,300 the quarterback. 86 00:04:17,343 --> 00:04:18,822 But don't forget, 87 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,173 he won four out of his last five home games. 88 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:23,740 But they were playing in Houston, Monk. 89 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,704 You guys... wanna hear some swear words? 90 00:04:31,139 --> 00:04:34,055 Hey, Monk... 91 00:04:34,098 --> 00:04:35,665 What are you doing? 92 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,713 We're just talking about the local football franchise. 93 00:04:38,755 --> 00:04:40,845 Mmm, all right. The Niners. 94 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,716 Heh, no. 95 00:04:42,759 --> 00:04:45,850 The San Francisco Forty...Niners. 96 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,723 Come on. Body's over here. 97 00:04:49,766 --> 00:04:51,072 Yeah, sure. 98 00:04:51,115 --> 00:04:53,814 I'll catch you guys on the flipside. 99 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:55,643 [snickers] [snickers] 100 00:04:55,685 --> 00:04:56,730 [men laughing] 101 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:57,687 There it is. 102 00:04:58,427 --> 00:04:59,036 Hearing them laugh as I walk away. 103 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:00,211 That's the worst part. 104 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:01,692 Mr. Monk, they're not laughing at you. 105 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,607 Yeah, right. 106 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:06,130 Victim "A," the garage attendant. 107 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,785 His name was Ronnie-- 108 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,221 Uh, Ronald Shelton.Shelton. 109 00:05:09,264 --> 00:05:10,701 Guy worked here for 10 years. 110 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,790 Shot twice in the chest with a .45. 111 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,401 We recovered the shells. 112 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,098 Bang, bang, he's dead here. 113 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:18,839 The shooter then drags Shelton's body this way 114 00:05:18,882 --> 00:05:20,798 and rolls him under this truck. 115 00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:23,365 Then he hangs out here in the garage and waits. 116 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,714 For what? 117 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:25,846 For victim "B": 118 00:05:25,889 --> 00:05:26,891 Warren Kemp. 119 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:28,980 He enters the garage at 7:30. 120 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,329 Heads for his car. 121 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,678 Wow. 122 00:05:31,721 --> 00:05:33,028 Sweet ride. 123 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,856 Yeah, I'm thinking of getting one of these myself. 124 00:05:35,899 --> 00:05:37,336 Meanwhile, back on Earth, 125 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,817 the killer forces Kemp over to the car-- 126 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:41,862 at gunpoint, makes him put his hand 127 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:43,343 in the car door... 128 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,387 and breaks it. 129 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:48,738 He killed the first guy, then waited around... 130 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,959 but then only breaks the second guy's hand? 131 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:53,177 His right hand. Not his left hand. 132 00:05:53,221 --> 00:05:55,050 He was very specific about that. 133 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,182 And then he takes off. 134 00:05:57,225 --> 00:05:58,793 Kemp recognize him?No. 135 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:00,315 He didn't see his face. 136 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,317 Robbery? Nope. 137 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,449 Why his hand? 138 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,406 Is he a musician or a surgeon? 139 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,322 He's a big-time stock analyst. 140 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:08,454 He works at one of the financial places upstairs. 141 00:06:08,497 --> 00:06:11,021 You know, buyouts and mergers. 142 00:06:11,065 --> 00:06:13,807 Money for nothing. 143 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,810 Is that Monk? 144 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:16,853 Yeah. 145 00:06:18,028 --> 00:06:18,987 He's supposed to be some kind of genius, 146 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:21,076 like Sherlock Holmes. 147 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:22,860 Who's the girl? 148 00:06:22,903 --> 00:06:25,949 Uh, his assistant, Natalie something. 149 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:31,869 [unzips purse] 150 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,697 What you got? 151 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:42,750 Well, this tire iron is...metric. 152 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,752 It doesn't fit this car. 153 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:48,495 In fact, all the cars down here are American made. 154 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:51,062 I think the killer brought this down 155 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:53,237 to pretend to change a tire. 156 00:06:53,281 --> 00:06:54,978 Probably drives an import. 157 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:56,372 Good, what else? Tweezers. 158 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,721 Well, he's insecure. 159 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:03,204 He's always trying to impress people. 160 00:07:03,247 --> 00:07:04,511 Act tougher than he is. 161 00:07:04,553 --> 00:07:05,773 How do you know that? 162 00:07:05,815 --> 00:07:08,036 He was chewing on this. 163 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,521 It's not conclusive. 164 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,043 [female officer] Captain... 165 00:07:16,086 --> 00:07:19,221 Just a theory. C-could be wrong. 166 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,221 Yeah? How's Kemp? 167 00:07:20,264 --> 00:07:21,875 I can't release him yet. 168 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:22,920 Gotta get him back to the hospital 169 00:07:22,963 --> 00:07:24,182 for some X-rays. 170 00:07:24,225 --> 00:07:25,879 But he gave me a message. 171 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:26,923 He said to tell you 172 00:07:28,098 --> 00:07:28,795 that he can meet Mr. Monk tomorrow morning 173 00:07:28,838 --> 00:07:30,536 at his office, 10:00. 174 00:07:30,579 --> 00:07:32,887 He says he hopes to see you too. 175 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:35,279 Who, me? 176 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:45,072 Yes, Mr. Monk. 177 00:07:45,115 --> 00:07:47,204 He's all the way to the end and on the left. 178 00:08:00,783 --> 00:08:03,307 Hi, Adrian Monk for Mr. Kemp. 179 00:08:03,351 --> 00:08:05,788 He's on a conference call. You can have a seat. 180 00:08:12,403 --> 00:08:14,406 I used to work in a place like this. 181 00:08:14,449 --> 00:08:16,278 I lasted about two weeks. 182 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,454 You do the same thing every day. 183 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:21,196 The same thing. 184 00:08:21,238 --> 00:08:24,807 After a while, you begin to feel like a number. 185 00:08:24,851 --> 00:08:26,026 A number. 186 00:08:26,069 --> 00:08:28,115 You're just like everybody else. 187 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,903 Everybody else. 188 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,904 You're basically a drone. 189 00:08:36,471 --> 00:08:38,561 A drone? 190 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:41,956 He's ready for you. 191 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,523 If you'll follow me. 192 00:08:46,394 --> 00:08:48,309 [buzz] 193 00:08:49,615 --> 00:08:51,835 Mr. Monk. [grunts] 194 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,140 Warren Kemp. 195 00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:54,620 Forgive me for not shaking hands. 196 00:08:54,663 --> 00:08:56,840 Oh, I don't mind. 197 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,625 It's Natalie, right? 198 00:08:58,668 --> 00:08:59,581 His gal Friday. 199 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,452 [chuckles] Something like that. 200 00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:02,453 How's the hand? 201 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,020 Nine broken bones. 202 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,457 One more would have been an even 10. 203 00:09:06,501 --> 00:09:08,155 Well, you sound disappointed, Mr. Monk. 204 00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:10,636 Well, it's too late now. 205 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:12,595 Nice digs. Yeah? 206 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:15,554 So this "buy low, sell high" stuff really works, huh? 207 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,426 Well, apparently. 208 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,601 Wow. 209 00:09:19,645 --> 00:09:20,515 What's that? 210 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:21,995 [Warren] It's a voice scrambler. 211 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,519 Some of the transactions I handle are top secret. 212 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,216 Security comes through twice a week, 213 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,349 sweeping for bugs. 214 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,090 I feel like James Bond. 215 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,614 Please, sit down. 216 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:34,965 Mr. Kemp, I understand that the man that attacked you 217 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,445 knew your name. 218 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:37,533 That's right. 219 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,447 But you didn't recognize him. 220 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:41,450 No, I never got a good look at him. 221 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:42,885 Did you recognize his voice? 222 00:09:42,929 --> 00:09:44,626 No, sorry. 223 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,456 Any idea why somebody would wanna... 224 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:50,371 break your right hand? 225 00:09:50,414 --> 00:09:53,027 Are you about to sign an important contract? 226 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,158 It would matter. I can still sign my name. 227 00:09:55,202 --> 00:09:57,509 I mean, if I make an "X," it would still be legal. 228 00:09:57,552 --> 00:09:59,380 So you've been moving furniture? 229 00:09:59,423 --> 00:10:00,600 That's right! 230 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,035 I just hired a new decorator. 231 00:10:02,078 --> 00:10:04,211 Some feng shui nut. 232 00:10:04,254 --> 00:10:06,605 She says if my desk faces the door, 233 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:09,609 it would open me up to new opportunities. 234 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:13,090 Maybe she was on to something. 235 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,614 [giggles] 236 00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:19,269 [both laughing] 237 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:23,230 How did you know about the furniture? 238 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,972 Impressions in the rug. The desk used to be there. 239 00:10:26,015 --> 00:10:27,582 That's pretty good. 240 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,019 Who's the detective here? 241 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,630 [both laugh] 242 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,245 Mr. Kemp, uh... 243 00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:41,292 Captain said that you wanted to ask mesome questions. 244 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:44,077 Mr. Monk, I'll admit it. 245 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,427 I'm scared to death. 246 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,254 I mean, this creep knew my name. 247 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,517 It could be someone close to me. 248 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:50,213 I agree. 249 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,606 And the police have the building staked out, 250 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,565 but...I need someone working here. 251 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,567 Undercover, trying to figure it out. 252 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:59,092 I trust you. I trust your judgment. 253 00:10:59,135 --> 00:11:01,572 Can you... recommend someone? 254 00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:02,618 I'll do it. 255 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,619 What? 256 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,706 I'll do it. 257 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,100 Oh, thank you. I feel better already. 258 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,405 You can start tomorrow. 259 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:09,625 No, no, no. You don't understand. 260 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,671 He can't work in an office. 261 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,585 There are peoplehere. 262 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,109 Nah, nah, he'll be fine. 263 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,458 I'll say you're an investment analyst 264 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:18,981 I'm bringing in from Chicago. 265 00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:20,548 Chicago. 266 00:11:20,591 --> 00:11:22,332 All you have to do is... look busy. 267 00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:23,682 I'll give you some reports to collate. 268 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,206 Did you hear that? 269 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,381 I'm gonna be collating. 270 00:11:28,338 --> 00:11:30,601 [Monk and Natalie giggle] 271 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:34,519 So you're from Chicago? 272 00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:35,825 It's too cold for me. 273 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,826 Not that the weather here is much better. 274 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,350 The kitchenette. 275 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,221 Some of the food in that machine is still edible. 276 00:11:41,264 --> 00:11:43,702 Office humor. I love it. 277 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,836 Sales department's down there. This is accounting. 278 00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:49,317 We're redecorating the whole office. 279 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,534 Do you smoke? 280 00:11:51,884 --> 00:11:52,407 If you do, the smoke detector in the break room's 281 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,495 usually broken, if you know what I mean. 282 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:55,715 Isn't that kind of a fire hazard? 283 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:56,716 I hope so. 284 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:57,846 If we're lucky, 285 00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,370 this whole friggin' place'll burn down. 286 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:00,457 Here's your parking pass. 287 00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:01,590 If you park in the garage, 288 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,982 make sure someone walks you downstairs. 289 00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:04,548 We had a problem there two nights ago. 290 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,028 Oh, I heard about that. 291 00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:07,900 Why do you think someone would wanna break Kemp's hand? 292 00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:10,380 Probably someone who heard him playing piano 293 00:12:10,424 --> 00:12:11,426 at last year's Christmas party. 294 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,557 [raspberry] 295 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,558 Oh, more office humor. That's good. 296 00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:15,647 This is you. 297 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,432 Home sweet home. 298 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,433 Thisis me? 299 00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:24,307 It's perfect. 300 00:12:24,351 --> 00:12:25,352 Yeah. 301 00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:26,875 It's a dream come true. 302 00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:28,399 What are you doing? 303 00:12:28,442 --> 00:12:30,400 This is Adrian Monk. 304 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,924 He's starting here today. 305 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:34,014 Mr. Kemp said I could have that cubicle. 306 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,493 What's the difference? 307 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:36,755 It's closer to the emergency exit. 308 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,626 Statistically, it's a little safer. 309 00:12:38,669 --> 00:12:41,282 Statistically, you're a little nuts. 310 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,761 Why don't you double up on your medication 311 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,501 and get back to work? 312 00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,509 Ignore him. 313 00:12:51,552 --> 00:12:53,642 He's a little... [whistles] 314 00:12:53,684 --> 00:12:56,340 So, we're all set. 315 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,601 If you have any other questions, 316 00:12:57,645 --> 00:13:00,822 don't hesitate to ask somebody else. 317 00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:03,043 Somebody else. 318 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,566 I get it. 319 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,769 We're taking up a collection for Chilton Handy. 320 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,857 It's his birthday. He's 40. 321 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,730 Oh, I...I just got here. 322 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,341 You work here, right? 323 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:42,908 Most people put in 10 bucks. 324 00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:44,475 I put in 20. 325 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,529 Okay. Okay, then. 326 00:13:57,357 --> 00:13:59,360 Here you go. 327 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:09,152 Wait... 328 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,720 You're Chilton? 329 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,591 That's right. 330 00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:14,678 I'm turning 40. 331 00:14:14,722 --> 00:14:16,376 Well, happy birthday. 332 00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:18,726 What do you think about what happened? 333 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,424 You mean to Kemp? 334 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,951 Well, it's pretty strange, huh? 335 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,562 Breaking his hand. Why would somebody do that? 336 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,390 Maybe someone didn't like their last employee evaluation. 337 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,697 [Randy] Captain, this just came in. 338 00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:35,091 I think you better sit down. 339 00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:36,397 What is it? 340 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,878 I really think you ought to sit down, sir. 341 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,009 I don't want to sit down, Randy. 342 00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:42,403 What is it?It's pretty big, sir. 343 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,926 What is it? 344 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:47,581 Okay. 345 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,018 Sir, it's just that when I got the call, 346 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,542 I was sitting down, and I'm really glad I was. 347 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:52,892 Did somebody die? 348 00:14:55,197 --> 00:14:56,895 Is anybody hurt? 349 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:09,429 I just got off the phone with the S.E.C. 350 00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:11,649 They're investigating Warren Kemp for insider trading. 351 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,173 Is that it? 352 00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:15,566 There's definitely a leak. 353 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:16,916 And they're pretty sure that it's coming 354 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,134 from inside the firm. 355 00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:20,005 One theory is that it's Warren Kemp himself. 356 00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:21,789 But he was having second thoughts, 357 00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:24,445 so our guy breaks his hand as a warning 358 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,750 to keep him in line. 359 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,577 And that's it? 360 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,455 Yes, sir. 361 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,109 And you had me sit down for that? 362 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,067 No. 363 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:39,241 No, it wasn't just that. 364 00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,461 I mean, you looked a little bit tired. 365 00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:43,072 Is that my phone? 366 00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:46,249 Your phone? 367 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,511 Disher. Uh-huh. 368 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,993 Yeah. I gotta take this, sir. 369 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,472 Yeah, no, no, no. I'm on my way. 370 00:15:52,515 --> 00:15:54,169 Right, no. Absolutely. 371 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,739 Uh, yeah. 372 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,034 Adrian, really, 373 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:35,515 you don't have to reorganize the whole filing room. 374 00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:36,604 Actually, I did. 375 00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:37,908 And thanks again for cleaning my office. 376 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,216 I can see my desk again. 377 00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:42,304 You're gonna make somebody a wonderful wife. 378 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:46,048 Oh, Greg, here's that quarterly sales report. 379 00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,571 I found a few typos and grammatical errors, 380 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,051 so I retyped it. 381 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,183 Retyped the whole thing? You're my hero. 382 00:16:51,226 --> 00:16:53,099 So, where are we eating? 383 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,751 Let's just go to the Broadway Grill. 384 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,754 It's right across the courtyard. 385 00:17:02,107 --> 00:17:03,717 Come on, Adrian. 386 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,548 Come on, Annette. 387 00:17:09,201 --> 00:17:11,203 [bell dings] 388 00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,950 I'll get the next one. 389 00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:20,169 There's plenty of room here. 390 00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:22,040 I'd rather wait. 391 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,041 You could fit right here. 392 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,173 It's only two floors. 393 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:30,179 Okay, I'm--I'm fine. 394 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:32,268 I'll-- 395 00:17:32,311 --> 00:17:34,140 We're not contagious. 396 00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:36,316 [laughs hard] I know you're not...contagious. 397 00:17:36,358 --> 00:17:38,317 I-I-I'll take the next one. 398 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,711 [ding] 399 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,974 Mr. Monk. I was worried about you. 400 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,152 How's it going?Um, fine. It's going good. 401 00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:47,153 Oh, good. 402 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:48,675 All right, I just talked to the captain. 403 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:50,807 The S.E.C. is investigating this place. 404 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:52,244 They have a bank account in the Cayman Islands. 405 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:54,682 Somebody's making millions based on insider information. 406 00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:56,162 Yeah. They even have this crazy theory 407 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:57,728 that Warren Kemp's involved. 408 00:17:57,771 --> 00:17:59,164 Isn't that insane? 409 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,209 Come on, let's talk about it at lunch. 410 00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:02,080 Oh, I can't. I'm meeting the gang. 411 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,951 What gang? I have a gang. I'm in the gang. 412 00:18:03,994 --> 00:18:05,823 They're waiting for me.Wait, what are you talking about? 413 00:18:05,866 --> 00:18:07,738 Natalie... they like me. 414 00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:11,089 I brought some cards along. I haven't had to use them. 415 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,266 Nobody's laughing at me. I gotta go. 416 00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:14,657 I'll talk to you later. 417 00:18:14,701 --> 00:18:15,746 Oh! Oh! 418 00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:16,964 Mr. Monk, how's the case coming? 419 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,880 Any leads?Nothing concrete. 420 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,142 I can't talk right now. I gotta go. 421 00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:21,664 The gang is waiting for me. 422 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,928 [chuckles] 423 00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:25,233 Mr. Kemp. 424 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,236 Warren, please. 425 00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:28,932 So what are you doing here? 426 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,239 I was going to take Mr. Monk to lunch, 427 00:18:30,282 --> 00:18:32,153 but he had other plans. 428 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,677 So...you're free. 429 00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:36,767 Yeah. 430 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,116 Hmm. 431 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,861 Here you go.Oh, thank you, Pamela. 432 00:18:43,904 --> 00:18:44,949 Dig in. 433 00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:45,950 Mmm. 434 00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:46,994 Ohh. 435 00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:57,961 Mmm. Mmm. That was very good. 436 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,269 [giggles] Delicious. 437 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,662 So... 438 00:19:01,704 --> 00:19:05,144 Is it hard... to work together 439 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,319 and--and be in a relationship? 440 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,451 What? What? 441 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,759 The two of you are having a thing, right? 442 00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,847 Why do you say that? 443 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,240 Well, your shirt... 444 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,155 There's a hole on the end of your collar. 445 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,114 Greg was wearing that same shirt yesterday. 446 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,768 Plus, you're using the same shampoo 447 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:22,161 and the same deodorant. 448 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,816 And today, Greg walked in with your umbrella. 449 00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:27,817 Oh, ho, ho. Ooooh. 450 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:31,038 [all laugh] 451 00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:35,260 [Greg] You should be 452 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:38,220 a detective. 453 00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:40,308 No...no, I couldn't be a detective. 454 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,268 I could never be a detective. 455 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:45,183 They're lonely. They're--they're very lonely... 456 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,359 and sad. 457 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,232 They don't have a gang. 458 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,278 A gang from the office. 459 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,932 [all laugh] 460 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,416 So this is how millionaires do lunch, huh? 461 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,157 Ah, this is how millionaires 462 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,203 becomemillionaires. 463 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,857 And divorced and stressed out 464 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,163 and dateless. 465 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,209 [both chuckle] 466 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,734 Oh, I can see my boss from here. 467 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,039 [chuckles] 468 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,259 He's laughing. 469 00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:22,351 I hardly recognize him. 470 00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:25,223 [chuckles] 471 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,442 Is that yours? 472 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,964 That's in Vermont. 473 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,228 Oh, it's beautiful. 474 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,011 Is it? I don't remember. 475 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,535 I haven't seen it in two years. 476 00:20:32,578 --> 00:20:36,844 Warren, we gotta get you out of this office. 477 00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:40,151 The last time I was in Vermont, 478 00:20:40,194 --> 00:20:41,544 I was in jail. 479 00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:43,851 What? 480 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:44,852 [both laugh] 481 00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:45,895 I hit a guy in a bar. 482 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,115 He wouldn't leave my friend alone. 483 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,813 So I just sort of tossed him through the window. 484 00:20:49,856 --> 00:20:52,511 If you're trying to turn me on here... 485 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,252 it's working. 486 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,297 [both laugh] 487 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:56,429 Oh, my God. 488 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,257 I can't believe I just told you that. 489 00:20:59,648 --> 00:21:00,040 You cannot tell anyone I've been arrested, okay? 490 00:21:01,215 --> 00:21:02,260 Mr. Monk...my God, Julie, my daughter. 491 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,479 If she knew-- please. 492 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:04,480 You have to promise me. 493 00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:06,481 Oh, no, I promise.Okay. 494 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,048 Now you have to promise me something. 495 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,180 Yes. 496 00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:10,573 That you'll keep calling and reminding me 497 00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:12,357 how pretty that cabin is... 498 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,185 until I can take you up there and show it to you myself. 499 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,798 Okay... 500 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:24,211 [laughter] 501 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,916 Hey, Sherlock Holmes. 502 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,310 Come here. 503 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,227 We're trying to figure out who did this. 504 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,491 This is a human Caucasian buttocks. 505 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,189 Yeah.[all laugh] 506 00:22:45,232 --> 00:22:46,233 Yeah, we know. 507 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:48,410 But whose Caucasian buttocks? 508 00:22:48,453 --> 00:22:49,585 Gotta be Chilton. 509 00:22:49,628 --> 00:22:51,500 Go to hell. 510 00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:53,327 Uh, no, this is Ben. 511 00:22:54,328 --> 00:22:57,027 Real mature, Ben! 512 00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:00,553 Ow! 513 00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:02,031 How'd you know? 514 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,686 Well, the staples go out, not in. 515 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:08,211 Ben's is the only stapler in the office set to do that. 516 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,257 What are you doing? 517 00:23:09,299 --> 00:23:10,388 Taking this down. 518 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,520 The tournament's over. You guys forfeit. 519 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:15,394 Who said that? We don't forfeit anything. 520 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,265 It's our bowling league. The finals are tonight. 521 00:23:17,307 --> 00:23:18,527 Okay, fine. 522 00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:20,049 I'll see you there. 523 00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:21,269 But you're just gonna embarrass yourselves. 524 00:23:21,311 --> 00:23:22,923 Even worse than usual. 525 00:23:22,965 --> 00:23:26,578 Mr. Kemp was the only bowler you had that didn't suck. 526 00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,451 Mr. Kemp bowls? 527 00:23:29,494 --> 00:23:31,018 Not anymore. 528 00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:33,541 Not with a busted hand. 529 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,674 Creep is right. We're gonna get slaughtered. 530 00:23:42,724 --> 00:23:44,335 Bowling. 531 00:24:13,233 --> 00:24:15,758 Louder than I thought it would be. 532 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:21,372 Do you really think this guy...killed somebody... 533 00:24:21,415 --> 00:24:24,244 and broke Warren Kemp's hand just to win a bowling trophy? 534 00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:26,464 I know it's crazy, but look at him. 535 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,076 He's completely obsessed. 536 00:24:29,118 --> 00:24:30,207 And not in a good way, like me. 537 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:32,078 Plus, he's a toothpick chewer. 538 00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:33,602 Does he have an alibi for Monday night? 539 00:24:33,645 --> 00:24:34,733 Good question. 540 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:38,172 Adrian, you're up.Me? 541 00:24:38,214 --> 00:24:39,433 Yeah, we need someone to fill in for Mr. Kemp. 542 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,392 Why do you think we asked you to come? 543 00:24:41,435 --> 00:24:44,743 Because... I'm one of the gang. 544 00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:47,181 Here's your shirt. Find a ball. 545 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:06,200 All right. Yeah. 546 00:25:06,242 --> 00:25:07,767 You got this.Good eye, good eye. 547 00:25:07,809 --> 00:25:09,376 Find your ball. 548 00:25:58,904 --> 00:26:01,471 Walk's as good as a hit. 549 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,769 Take it, take it, take it. 550 00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:43,863 All right. You got this, Adrian. 551 00:26:43,905 --> 00:26:46,343 Yeah! Do this. 552 00:26:46,386 --> 00:26:47,387 Yeah. 553 00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:48,867 Bowl it down now. 554 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,711 [Chariots of Firetheme] 555 00:27:05,753 --> 00:27:13,719 ♪ 556 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:27,036 [all cheer]Oh, yeah! 557 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:30,952 [cheering] 558 00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:34,869 One more, it would have been an even 10. 559 00:27:34,913 --> 00:27:36,567 Oh, you get another chance. You get two balls. 560 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:38,265 Really? 561 00:27:39,744 --> 00:27:42,442 [Greg] Go get it. 562 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:52,932 You're so slow.I'm-- 563 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:57,632 [team cheering] 564 00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:51,555 Hey, did you watch that comedy show on TV Monday night? 565 00:28:51,598 --> 00:28:52,817 What? 566 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,863 Oh, it was about this family 567 00:28:54,906 --> 00:28:56,038 that argued all the time, 568 00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:57,778 and the father was always wrong. 569 00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:59,825 You could hear the audience laugh. 570 00:28:59,867 --> 00:29:03,349 So you knew it was funny. 571 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:04,916 I missed it. 572 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:13,446 Where were you... 573 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:14,535 Monday night? 574 00:29:14,577 --> 00:29:15,797 Did you go out? 575 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,625 Are you a cop? 576 00:29:17,667 --> 00:29:19,365 No. 577 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:21,715 Then I don't have to talk to you, do I? 578 00:29:29,157 --> 00:29:30,811 So who's the girl with Adrian? 579 00:29:30,855 --> 00:29:32,030 Didn't you get that e-mail? 580 00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:33,683 Somebody's been sending messages 581 00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:34,990 to the whole office about her. 582 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:35,861 Her name's Natalie something. 583 00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:37,557 She's been hitting on Mr. Kemp. 584 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:39,038 You're kidding!And get this... 585 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,996 She's done time. 586 00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:42,692 She almost killed a guy in Vermont. 587 00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:43,999 Uhh! 588 00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:45,826 Thanks. 589 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,048 [ring]Hello. 590 00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:52,094 [Natalie] Everybody knows about Vermont, Warren. 591 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:53,703 They're all talking about it. 592 00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:54,967 I told you that in confidence! 593 00:29:56,097 --> 00:29:57,534 Natalie, I didn't tell anybody, I swear. 594 00:29:57,577 --> 00:29:59,057 Well, somebody's e-mailing your whole office, 595 00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:00,798 and nobody but you knew about it. 596 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,060 Natalie, you have to believe me. 597 00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:03,758 Like hell I do. 598 00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:08,807 Mr. Monk, we need to talk. 599 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:09,938 Natalie, look at this. 600 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:12,419 Chilton has an alibi. He was here Monday night. 601 00:30:12,461 --> 00:30:13,855 He bowled a 294. 602 00:30:13,898 --> 00:30:16,204 I don't know what to think. 603 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,903 Well, I think Warren Kemp's involved. 604 00:30:17,945 --> 00:30:19,599 What? Maybe the S.E.C. was right. 605 00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:21,950 That it's an inside job. Now, I do not trust that guy. 606 00:30:21,993 --> 00:30:23,604 Well, I thought we liked him. 607 00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:24,865 I thought we liked him a lot. 608 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:25,953 Well, we don't. 609 00:30:27,215 --> 00:30:27,477 You know what? I'll just meet you outside. 610 00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:28,652 I gotta get some air. 611 00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:29,871 Adrian! 612 00:30:29,914 --> 00:30:31,829 We're only down two pins. 613 00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:34,180 If you can roll three, we can win the game. 614 00:30:34,222 --> 00:30:35,963 No problem. 615 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:38,923 Foul! That's a foul! 616 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,142 He can't wear those. 617 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:41,926 He's wearing street shoes. They're not regulation. 618 00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:43,231 But he's been wearing them the whole game. 619 00:30:43,753 --> 00:30:44,798 I don't care. 620 00:30:46,234 --> 00:30:46,626 He can't bowl if he's not wearing regulation footwear. 621 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:47,932 That's a rule. Fine! 622 00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:49,107 We'll just rent him a pair of shoes. 623 00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:50,108 What size are you? 624 00:30:50,848 --> 00:30:51,109 Uh, here's the thing. 625 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:52,762 When you say, "rent a pair," 626 00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:54,765 you're talking about footwear 627 00:30:54,808 --> 00:30:56,593 that other people have already worn? 628 00:30:56,636 --> 00:30:57,898 That's right. 629 00:30:57,942 --> 00:30:59,901 On my f-feet? 630 00:30:59,944 --> 00:31:01,859 H-h-here's the thing. 631 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:05,471 I don't like to share...anything. 632 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:06,994 Fine. Let's just buy him a new pair. 633 00:31:07,038 --> 00:31:09,214 Pro shop's closed. So what's it gonna be? 634 00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:11,086 If he doesn't bowl, you forfeit. 635 00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:14,828 Here. We're about the same size. 636 00:31:19,137 --> 00:31:22,923 What the hell are you looking at? 637 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:24,230 They're just shoes. 638 00:31:24,272 --> 00:31:25,273 Just put 'em on. 639 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,666 Here's the thing-- 640 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:27,972 Okay, stop saying, "Here's the thing." 641 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,887 Just put on these shoes for 20 seconds. 642 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,105 Then you can take 'em right off. 643 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,542 20 seconds. 644 00:31:33,586 --> 00:31:34,718 I don't know. 645 00:31:34,761 --> 00:31:36,981 So you forfeit? 646 00:31:39,070 --> 00:31:40,942 Listen... 647 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:44,728 We've been waiting five years to beat these creeps. 648 00:31:44,771 --> 00:31:47,905 All you have to do is put on Greg's shoes 649 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:50,691 and roll the freakin' ball. 650 00:31:55,521 --> 00:31:56,958 I can't. 651 00:31:57,001 --> 00:31:58,873 Yes! Oh, my-- We win! 652 00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,961 Yes! That's a forfeit! We win! 653 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,094 Forfeit! Forfeit! 654 00:32:02,136 --> 00:32:04,313 Forfeit, forfeit, losers. 655 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,707 [team laughing] 656 00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:39,869 Hey! Hey... 657 00:32:39,913 --> 00:32:41,698 I bought some... 658 00:32:41,741 --> 00:32:43,917 I bought some bowling shoes. 659 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:47,008 I'll tell you what you can do with those. 660 00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:50,750 [whispering] Put 'em up your... 661 00:32:52,926 --> 00:32:54,798 That's a new one. 662 00:32:57,845 --> 00:32:59,325 What do you think?I'm sorry? 663 00:32:59,367 --> 00:33:00,717 Which one do you like? 664 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,806 I'm doing the windows and all the offices. 665 00:33:02,849 --> 00:33:04,286 I'm trying to brighten up everyone's spaces. 666 00:33:04,329 --> 00:33:05,766 Which one? 667 00:33:05,808 --> 00:33:07,636 This one I think is just a tad bit more sunshiny. 668 00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:08,595 Don't you think? 669 00:33:08,637 --> 00:33:10,727 Yes, it's very sunshiny. 670 00:33:10,770 --> 00:33:12,598 All right. 671 00:33:41,627 --> 00:33:45,719 [sewing machine hammering] 672 00:33:53,943 --> 00:33:56,250 What are you doing? What do you want? 673 00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,645 Okay, take anything. Take anything you want. 674 00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,299 You want that pillow? 675 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,084 Take that pillow. It's Italian. 676 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:07,261 [muffled gunshot] 677 00:34:33,548 --> 00:34:35,898 What does it mean, lieutenant? 678 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:42,340 I think it means the killer was very intelligent. 679 00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:46,083 So it was the same guy as the garage. 680 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:47,215 Yeah, it looks like it. 681 00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:49,391 We recovered the bullets, .45 caliber. 682 00:34:49,434 --> 00:34:52,351 They're comparing it now. Uh... 683 00:34:52,393 --> 00:34:54,483 Something else, too, sir. 684 00:34:54,527 --> 00:34:56,181 It's pretty big. 685 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:01,577 Don't worry, you don't have to sit down. 686 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:04,666 I mean, you can sit. I mean...sit or stand. 687 00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:06,452 Can I walk away? 688 00:35:06,494 --> 00:35:08,018 I'll just tell you. 689 00:35:08,061 --> 00:35:09,672 The victim, Angela Dirks, 690 00:35:09,715 --> 00:35:11,021 she was an interior designer. 691 00:35:11,065 --> 00:35:13,284 We found some recent invoices. 692 00:35:13,327 --> 00:35:14,634 Guess what? 693 00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:17,637 She was working for Pross Financial Services. 694 00:35:19,681 --> 00:35:21,119 The same company. 695 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,641 Yes, sir. 696 00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:34,175 So the guy breaks 697 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,697 the boss' hand, 698 00:35:35,742 --> 00:35:37,177 and then four days later, 699 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:40,181 he kills the interior decorator? 700 00:35:40,224 --> 00:35:43,097 What the hell is going on up there? 701 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,054 But that's pretty weird about the decorator getting killed. 702 00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:48,188 There's gotta be a connection, don't you think? 703 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,237 Mr. Monk? 704 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,413 That was our table. 705 00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:56,197 We ate nachos. 706 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,068 Youate nachos? 707 00:35:58,112 --> 00:35:59,547 No. 708 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,114 But I pretended to. 709 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,637 And then later, 710 00:36:02,681 --> 00:36:06,164 Ben made a copy of his Caucasian buttocks. 711 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,340 Which was very funny. 712 00:36:08,382 --> 00:36:11,211 Although I don't know exactly why. 713 00:36:11,255 --> 00:36:13,431 Mr. Monk, it's their loss. Really, it is. 714 00:36:13,474 --> 00:36:15,956 They're all at the Chinese restaurant. 715 00:36:15,998 --> 00:36:19,088 Down the street. I saw them sneaking out. 716 00:36:19,132 --> 00:36:21,222 So I wouldn't come with them. 717 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:24,485 Uh-oh, what is that? 718 00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:26,313 What? There's-- there's something-- 719 00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:29,186 Is that a hair? Where? 720 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,144 No, it's okay. It's just celery. 721 00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:03,264 [teeth clenched] Natalie... 722 00:37:03,307 --> 00:37:05,179 I think I know what happened. 723 00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:07,137 What?I solved the case! 724 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:08,313 Why are you talking like that? 725 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:10,010 [teeth clenched] You see that guy by the window? 726 00:37:10,923 --> 00:37:11,184 The guy in the green jacket. 727 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:17,146 When I said there was something in your soup, 728 00:37:17,190 --> 00:37:18,148 he reacted. 729 00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:19,628 He looked at his soup. 730 00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,760 His suit?His soup, soup! 731 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:23,632 Well, maybe he heard you. 732 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,416 No, he couldn't have. 733 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,461 He must have read my lips. 734 00:37:27,505 --> 00:37:29,550 He can read lips! 735 00:37:29,594 --> 00:37:32,119 That explains everything. 736 00:37:32,161 --> 00:37:33,251 It does? 737 00:37:34,512 --> 00:37:36,036 Yeah, he's been sitting at that same table 738 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:39,213 every time I've been in here. 739 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:43,782 He must have been sitting there about a month ago. 740 00:37:43,826 --> 00:37:48,090 At some point, he looked out the window, 741 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,657 and he saw something. 742 00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:53,358 Something worth millions of dollars. 743 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,576 What? What did he see? 744 00:37:54,619 --> 00:37:58,101 He saw Warren Kemp. 745 00:37:58,144 --> 00:38:01,190 He's been reading Warren's lips! 746 00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:02,496 From that table. 747 00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:06,284 He has a perfect view into Warren's office. 748 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:09,460 It's a company called Maine Fiber Optics. 749 00:38:09,503 --> 00:38:13,594 $32.50 a share. Before September 2nd. 750 00:38:13,639 --> 00:38:16,815 Buyouts, mergers... 751 00:38:16,858 --> 00:38:20,472 That kind of inside information is worth a fortune. 752 00:38:20,514 --> 00:38:22,822 Don't look! Don't. 753 00:38:22,864 --> 00:38:25,302 He's staring right at us. 754 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,086 I'm sure everyone is, the way you're grinning. 755 00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:29,610 That's okay. He'll just think we're in love. 756 00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:30,873 You don't look like you're in love. 757 00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:32,440 You look like somebody who's had 758 00:38:32,483 --> 00:38:34,572 some sort of industrial accident. 759 00:38:34,615 --> 00:38:36,313 Here, just... 760 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:38,706 I don't get it. 761 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,360 Why would he break Warren's hand? 762 00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:42,623 [whispering] Because Warren redecorated his office last week. 763 00:38:43,407 --> 00:38:44,146 Remember? You noticed it yourself. 764 00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:47,106 He turned his desk around, 765 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,414 so that when he held the phone in his right hand, 766 00:38:49,456 --> 00:38:51,503 he was blocking his mouth. 767 00:38:51,545 --> 00:38:56,115 Somehow he had to get Warren to switch hands. 768 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:57,552 That's what all this is about? 769 00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:59,336 So he would hold the phone in the other hand? 770 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,262 Why would he kill the decorator? 771 00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:15,353 She was planning to put curtains up, remember? 772 00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:20,182 That would have ruined everything. 773 00:39:22,315 --> 00:39:25,797 Oh, my God. Here he comes. 774 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,713 With this mirror, he could have been reading my lips. 775 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:32,326 Think you figured something out, huh? 776 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:33,893 What do you say we all 777 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:36,851 take a walk outside and talk about it? 778 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:38,201 I'm gonna grab the gun. 779 00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:39,376 I can hear you. 780 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:42,204 I was born deaf, but I'm okay now. 781 00:39:42,248 --> 00:39:44,469 Modern science. Now let's go. 782 00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:46,384 Okay, okay, we're going, we're going. 783 00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:49,255 But you're making a huge mistake. 784 00:39:49,298 --> 00:39:51,476 Do you know who this man is? 785 00:39:51,518 --> 00:39:52,432 He's... 786 00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:54,347 Aaaaaaah! 787 00:39:54,391 --> 00:39:56,916 All right, don't move! Stay where you are! 788 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:58,786 Don't worry. It's okay. 789 00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:00,222 I used to be a cop. 790 00:40:00,266 --> 00:40:01,311 I'm calling the captain. 791 00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:02,356 Now, wait, wait. Could you... 792 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,184 Could you first call Mr. Wok's? 793 00:40:04,226 --> 00:40:05,184 Why? 794 00:40:05,925 --> 00:40:06,012 That's where the gang is eating. 795 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:08,840 I'd really love them to see this. 796 00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:09,929 Please. 797 00:40:15,717 --> 00:40:18,067 I like the curtains. 798 00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:19,938 Well, they're temporary. 799 00:40:19,981 --> 00:40:22,507 They're moving me upstairs to the 15th floor. 800 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:25,074 Uh, away from prying eyes. 801 00:40:25,117 --> 00:40:27,032 Makes sense. 802 00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:29,556 At least we know who wrote that e-mail. 803 00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:30,905 The killer must have been reading our lips 804 00:40:30,949 --> 00:40:32,603 when we talked about going to Vermont. 805 00:40:32,646 --> 00:40:34,735 [chuckles] 806 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:35,911 Guess he didn't want 807 00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:38,000 his golden goose going on vacation with anybody, 808 00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:40,045 so he tried to break us up. 809 00:40:40,088 --> 00:40:42,788 Look, Natalie, it doesn't matter 810 00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:44,746 who wrote the e-mail. 811 00:40:44,789 --> 00:40:47,139 I'm a bottom line sort of guy. 812 00:40:47,182 --> 00:40:49,664 And the bottom line is... 813 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,492 I told you it wasn't me. 814 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,016 I swore to you. 815 00:40:54,059 --> 00:40:56,628 And...you didn't believe me. 816 00:40:58,498 --> 00:40:59,847 You're right, you're right. 817 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:02,110 I'm sorry. 818 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:05,637 Can we just pop this open and pick up where we left off? 819 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:17,474 It's expensive. Don't waste it. 820 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:36,014 [Monk] How'd it go? 821 00:41:36,057 --> 00:41:37,146 Let's get out of here. 822 00:41:41,976 --> 00:41:44,719 [snickers] 823 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:50,594 There it is. 824 00:41:50,637 --> 00:41:52,030 [laughter]